Keaning it up

Doing something that's wrong and then acting like your the victim, with or without realizing that you're doing this.

Coined by the Amazing Atheist on the Drunken Peasants (An awesome podcast), named after the infamous Brett Keane who is known for doing shit like that.

Tommy Sotomayor is keaning it up .

by Adelphepothia July 23, 2016

keening

the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd;

P. Eng J: We must write reports for certain work terms. This term is not required, but I'm still writing one anyways
Dr. M: Why?
P. Eng J: Because I want to write one now so I can submit it for my subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING, help me please.

by Engineer May 13, 2005

Kemuning

Kemuning is a kind-hearted smart girl and is beautiful just the way she is. It is my future wife's name and I really love her. She is the one and only.

Kemuning, will you marry me?

by 'IL November 22, 2021

Kuning

A person who can never be understood by one given how much time they have spent with them. A Kuning person will always have a secret from anyone they know...

He is a kuning person...

by Vagado November 23, 2021

Kenning

An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.

“Jeeze I was at the package store and saw someone violently sucking off the clerk for some nips of Southern Comfort, they were really Kenning him.

by Mrbuglegs June 2, 2022

Kenning

(Barbie movie) Often said by Ryan Gosling, it’s in reference to Ken-ergy and how much he’s projecting the masculine energy of Ken

I’m kenning so hard right now, I am kenough

by Kenergy July 30, 2023

Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023