Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009

kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).

The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.

by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004

in the kennel

To be a furry but not out as furry. Sort of like "in the closet" is to queer.

Man, she's so far in the kennel, she's already wearing a collar!

Wow, he's so far in the kennel, he's in Narnia!

by PoikSpirit October 19, 2010

slave kennel

a large metal cage used to hold one or more arabian sex slaves

Eimon brought the slave kennel to his graduation party

by shooby June 10, 2005

Brad Keselowski

A literal god among the human race, the 2010 NASCAR Xfinity series Champion, 2012 NASCAR Cup Series Champion, 39 time Xfinity series winner, 34 time Cup Series winner, Southern 500, CocaCola 600, Brickyard 400 winner. KAM Solutions CEO. Unfortunately he has been repeatedly been denied a Daytona 500 victory. His acheles heel.

Person one: Hey did you see how Brad Keselowski contended for the win yesterday?
Person Two: I sure have, afterall he is a literal god

by WATAMATE February 15, 2021

Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019