keelar

a person who does not like school at all

im so keelar i hate school

by im a chickan May 20, 2017

Kesler's Theory

Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.

If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.

by yugeryy January 22, 2022

kesharia

one of the best girls you would come across, nice, caring, beautiful, and committed. she is successful , she never backs down from anything and is always ready to get her hands dirty on things she want. one thing about her is that you may think she has forgotten about what you did you but in all reality, she is planning on your downfall. always be weary when around one, but won't ever forget a beauty like her.

i wanna be kesharia, she's everything i ever wanted to be.

by neverlies May 31, 2023

kevlarretard

one such person who claims to be too cool for insults

christina is a kevlarretard because she can't stoop to our awesome level of insults.

by Samantha July 21, 2004

Keslering

With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.

"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"

"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."

by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013

Kevlar

1. Military extension of helmet meaning someone who rides the short bus and thus needs a helmet for safety. Used when the person being so named might catch on to the civilian slang use.

2. Also used in the context of Kevlar being dense but light-weight implying the subject is dense and a intellectual light-weight.

"Hey, Kevlar, I need you to go get me a box of chem-light batteries!"

by zArkham4269 September 9, 2009

kelari

Beautiful, Independent, Go getter

and a Freak

Damn, Kelari is a bad bitch

by Kayveona August 29, 2021