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geezer kennel 

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.
Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.

kennedale 

A small ass town in Texas anyone barley knows. Where the teachers are bitches and STD's spread quicker than a slut.
STUDENT 1-"Did you hear about that teacher in kennedale having sex with those five guys?"

STUDENT 2-"Yeah, this girl told me in the hallway!"
kennedale by slutsandbitches June 6, 2011

Kenneally Threshold 

The metric given when having to decide the number of customers that should be catered for, typically 5% or greater.
Hey man, should we support the edge browser? It doesn't meet the Kenneally threshold but still affects over 20,000 users. "Naaaa, if its less than 5%, its not worth supporting"
Really really unique, beautiful, charming and a humble leader. Can be your friend, but an enemy most of the time. Will never lay hands on you and that what’s really scary about her, she will pray for you until you beg for your conscience. She can be sweet but aggressive at the same time. Kenneleen means utterly amusing. It’s someone you never expected. A goddess, in a very very unexplainable way.
Why are you so cute but scary at the same time? Are you Kenneleen?

Hey, have you seen that girl? She’s so saintly but hypes up all the parties, she’s Kenneleen.
Dude! Have you seen Kenneleen? She is a goddess !!! I can’t explain!!

kennel cough

The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.
Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.

Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
Kennel Syndrome by Tristan July 24, 2008