The noun 'Ken' is given to
people that lactate exceptionally well through their nipples despite being a male. They
typically have the stiffest nipples, thus making it difficult to talk to them as they are so stiff they could seriously injury a persons eye. Ken'
s tend to 'need'
people to accompany them since they can't do anything by themselves, for example, watching anime and going to kensi. Some might argue that he'
s just a pussy. Despite this fatal flaw, they can be good listeners too. Ken is short tempered and has a considerably lower
IQ than a monkey. Before arguing with a Ken be prepared to lose a couple of brain cells as they are so brain
dead.