A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.
Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson
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when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat
I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.
by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009
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Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.
by katieUSA11 September 13, 2004
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Enormous talent and artistry.
Judy, "see that singer over there, she might be able to come close to Kelly Clarkson one day, if she really works on it".
by he'sfake July 22, 2004
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A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.
Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....
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A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.
I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.
by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008
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A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.
Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.
by Sam123456 May 3, 2007
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