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Keyser Kerplop

Like it’s cousin the Cleveland Steamer, the Keyser Kerplop involves laying down a deuce upon ones sexual partners chest or groin. This iteration however is taken after stopping by and eating too much at Extended Family Funeral wakes or after eating too many chillie dogs from Marties Hot Dog Stand on Main Street.
Did You hear about Charlie?
No,why what happened…
He ate too much food at the Bergman family wake and after going home and getting frisky with his life partner Davis, he unloaded a Keyser Kerplop that was heard three blocks away….
by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022
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Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.
Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!
by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010
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keyser soze

To leave your friends at the bar for whatever reason. See houdini
Dude - you totally keyser sozed on us last night. What happened?
by yosdk August 18, 2005
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kevser

kevser is a common turkish girl name. they usually have wonderful and horny and funny and poor friends. also, they love money.
a friend: i just checked and i couldn't find the definition of kevser on urban.
me: look! we can add the definition. what we should write down?
a friend: what about the best person ever?
by me?whoisshe? May 21, 2021
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keyser soze

Keyser Soze is real.
He is a real character. He is not a "filmstar".
There is a Keyser Soze out there everywhere. Who knows who it could be. Me? No.
Think about your job.. why are you doing that job.. would it benefit anyone but your company? You bet you, Keyser Soze. You could be working for him and not even know it. He calls the shots.
Keyser Soze is an effective method of scaring children. Go to sleep or Keyser Soze will get you.
by James Brown August 4, 2004
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keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.
i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.
by MLui April 12, 2008
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Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.
"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"
by Zyte January 15, 2009
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