Keir Starmer 

(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.

"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."

Keir Starmer by cobble giblets October 16, 2023

Aleksander Keiran Snell 

He gets no bitches

Aleksander Keiran Snell is bitchless

Aleksander Keiran Snell by hehehe1234.5.7 May 17, 2023

Keir Starmer 

Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.

Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.

Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.

Keir Starmer by A jolly fine fellow January 8, 2021

Kira splook 

A Kira splook is a well known phrase for a corrupt ovary, sometimes cancerous. It's best not to use this with any of your relatives, unless they have ovary cancer, of course

My Aunt has Kira splook🥺

Kira splook by Mzhol224 June 4, 2020

Kira splook 

To have a Kira splook is to have a cencerpus, degenerative disorder in your ovaries. It's most effective to use this against people you hate.

I hate you, you stupid Kira splook

Kira splook by Mzhol224 June 4, 2020

Kira Sagittarius 

A girl called Kira with a zodiac sign Sagittarius is the best girl in the universe, if you have her, never lose her, because you’ll never find someone better. She’s literally goddess. she’s not like other people, she’s unique. she is even not like human, she’s very brave, the most loyal and honest. if she loves you, she will die for you, she will kill infinite for you, so don’t lose her. also she can be dangerous…she can feel all your emotions and she will always understand you, but if you will hurt her or someone she loves, she will destroy you. but she’s the best

-this girl is crazy, she’s not like human!
-yeah, because she’s Kira Sagittarius. she’s literally goddess, bruh.

Kira Sagittarius by kirasea August 6, 2023

Keir Starmer 

Former director of public prosecutions from 2008 to 2013.
Worked heavily with US intelligence services, including working heavily to get Julian Assange sent to death row via a SuperMax.

UK prime minister from July 4th 2024. His approval rating has plummeted by 31 points in 2 months since.

Keir Starmer is widely hated, and rightly so.

Keir Starmer by billgatesNWO September 11, 2024