Helen Keller cup

The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.

Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.

by tdawss December 24, 2009

keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

Helen Keller

When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell

"I Helen Kellered this dude, he's obnoxious."

by 303MTB April 17, 2014

Kellerkind

from German "Keller" = cellar & "Kind" = kid.
Refers to a person who always sits in their room in darkness, often in front of their computer, and has pale skin.

Person A: I've never seen Fred outside his house. And dude, have you seen his skin!?
Person B: ikr, he's such a Kellerkind.

by Kellerkind93 November 17, 2011

Keller pillar

A fat catarpillar from Coaster Rica

Dude I just got a Keller pillar from coaster rica

by Herberder June 16, 2015

kuehlered

When someone of very low intellegence, screws you over so hard that you feel even dumber than the person that did it to you.

Man I can't believe that retard fucking kuehlered me.

I got really kuehlered last night man.

If I ever get kuehlered again I think I will become one.

by Shelby love September 22, 2017

aaron koehler

A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.

You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler

by The define King December 27, 2015