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Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity
richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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keeseekoose

A sick ass Indian rezervation Located by Kamsack Saskatchewan in Canada.
A Rezerve in between Cotes First Nation and Pelly.
A Rezerve Where there is always a party friday and saturday night.
A Rezerve where Everybody listens to Eamons Hit single "Fuck it" from a couple years back.
A place Just like a Ghetto where you have to walk with a crew in the village just to be safe.
A Rezervation where Dogs run loose around the Village because nobody leashes their dogs. If you Want to walk around late at night you better have a stick and rocks cause some of these dogs are viscious and will chase you all around the Rez.
RezBoi: Hey Yo Dawg, man i just got back from the regina projects and i wanna get shit drunk tonite in Keeseekoose you down?

RezGirl: AHHHH! boy you get worse, Shimaygenes, u just got outta jail we ain't partyin tonite, maybe tomorow
by RezKid July 19, 2007
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keeses

Give me lots of keeses
by Dutch girl 69 July 15, 2019
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keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties
Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE
by RUNWAY August 10, 2009
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keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.
Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.
by meesterkeester December 29, 2010
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keeshe

an adjective used for someone who is hotter than hot
"georgia is so keeshe, i wish i was her!"
by FM906 June 3, 2017
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Keescea

she’s my keescea.
by missbreadcheeks August 31, 2021
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