Dylan Keelan

Dylan’s a chill nice dude that could be funny at Times mostly cringey.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.

Can we please take a minute to appreciate Dylan Keelan ‘s gorgeous dark blue eyes and cute freckles

by WhitnallMS July 1, 2018

keelan

verb, any sick and brutal slaughter or consumption of puppies, kittens and/or cute baby animals.

noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.

verb: those crazy hoboes snuck int o the zoo and keelaned all the cute animals.

noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan...he was on the news last week.

by mr. polycronopolus October 10, 2007

keelan

a handsome man who has the most girls in secondary school

Girl 1: have you seen Keelan before? he looks good

Myra: yes in fact i’ve dreamt about him last night
girl 2: hey he was in my dream not yours

by bruveu June 11, 2022

keelan

irish man of 4 feet or less in height who tries to teach

that man is such a keelan

by feeblehunter January 29, 2008

Keelan

A dumb shitty bitch that play the game all day and try to be funny but lame asf

Keelan a bitch

by Djsmekeitj April 8, 2022

Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Keolani

Another meaning of a hot ass hawaiian girl

Damn I wish I was a keolani

by Crazygal December 28, 2014