keemed

1. To almost nail something or do something completely perfect, but then fail at the last second.

2. To be screwed over by something.

1. We went golfing and I keemed every shot I made.

2. The scoreboard screwed up and keemed me.

by Black Adam The One March 09, 2017

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Dirty keem

When you lick your partners dirty asshole so clean it begins to ask you about the news.

Guy 1 "My girlfriend asked me to eat out her ass"
Guy 2 "Oh just give her a dirty keem"
Guy 1 "Seem's fun"

by BigDickBee14 March 13, 2017

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The Keem

May be refereed to as "keemstar" or "The Gnome" or "The guy that called Alex-"

The Keem victimised SethTheProgroomer445 along with many other people, during this time, He passed out 1x and spammed a soundboard whenever some guy called NOODLE! spoke.

"NOODLE! SHUT UP NOODLE! JUST SHUT UP! NOOOOODLLLEEEEE SHUT UUP!" - The Keem

by KingMaskedGangb May 13, 2023

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keem tomlinson

Keem Tomlinson: a black man who did not, in fact, make the slaves free despite his constant claims to the contrary. May or may not be homosexual. Often used as a name or descriptor for an African-American individual of tall stature, large hand and foot size, and small care - yet with the juxtaposition of a micropenis. Not to be confused with Keef Tomsum, another prestigious member of the Snickers gang.

Person 1: Ayo you know that new kid? The super tall black one with no balls?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.

by balzinjawz November 24, 2021

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