Kensington

A long ass road in philly. if you turn on to kensington, turn right the fuck back off. the stop lights have been rigged so that you will hit EVERY red light; thus provided that every stop has a 95% PROBABILITY of loosing your car. if you make it from the begining to the end... its probably the winter time and too cold for the gang baggers to jack your shit.

yo man i got off the betsy ross bridge last night and wound up on kensington. i never saw no shit like that before in my life. homies shootin craps, pit bull fights. and of course a crew of about 8 brothas on every fucking corner with a 40 of colt 45 in their back pocket.

by datnigga67 February 15, 2009

Keddingtons

A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.

The Keddingtons lit me on fire once.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015

Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 4, 2010

Kensington

K-Town. We go to Continental cause thats our shit and thats most important, get a slurpee at sev around the corner. Middle to upper class suburb, fuck the potomac rich kids wearing their oxford pastels we rock t-shirts and not designer ed hardy or hollister shit cause were not deuches. Bethesdas cool to pickup some 4h bitches at the bar. Kenin and The Toy Boxx keep it real on the music scene. You know who the Zmudas are. One of the only legit free skateparks anywhere. We get fucked up on natty light, run out no worries get Kensington Pizza and Kabob to deliver some more. Oh and lets end with the most important part.. CONTINENTAL beat that shit.

Lets get some Continental, natty, and 4h bitches to get this Kensington night going.

by ktown kracker August 31, 2010

Kensington

One of the many wealthy towns in MoCo. Yet unlike in Potomac, K-Towners don't flaunt what they have and instead live in a nice, cute, family town. While most of it is nice, there is the area that should be Wheaton.

Do you live in the nice part of KTown or the Wheaton part between Conn. Ave. and University Blvd?

by KTown November 13, 2004

kensington shower

Verb
1- A shower during the middle of the night using a neighbors hose typically in secrecy. The true embodiment of the cause of this action is usually commonly drug addiction, homelessness, and poverty(Delinquent payments).

Origination-Philadelphia: Kensington and surrounding neighborhoods

"I heard Johnny, Steve's neighbor caught him taking a Kensington Shower last night, and from what I heard he whipped his ass and took his shoes."

by RoDizzleYerNizzle October 23, 2014

The Kensington Gentleman

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.

Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.

by Oliver Kloseoff June 5, 2011