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Keasey's Law

The hypothesis that the size of a male's penis is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole they are.
Person A: That guy is such a dick.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.
by M y n o d ue s Pruoy May 1, 2010
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keastered

I keastered my dope wile in the pen.
by jonnysocko March 7, 2011
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keas bees

Second album by Streetlight Manifesto, based on the life of his grandfather, who was a bee breader. Contains one cover of a System of a Down song, as well as several covers from other Kalnoky bands. Similar to Everything Goes Numb, but with less emphasis on the horn section as well as more technically advanced guitar riffs.

The name is a pun on Keasby Nights
Me: Keas Bees has a Man Bites Dog Cover!!!

You: I know, thats gotta bee the best thing EVAR!!!!
by Marcus Behr December 12, 2008
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Keasha

any living specimen composed of pure awesomeness. They can come in multiple looks, usually resorting in the form of a penguin that can fly or a rainbow giraffe that can also fly. They are also often times namco/nintendo character fans. The only way to defeat them is by turning yourself into a Keasha.
I saw a Keasha chasing a cheetah for a bag of cheetos in mid-air.
by nerdfighterXD May 22, 2009
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keasine

keasine is just one of a kind. she is a beautiful, independent woman that is always caring. keasine will always speak truth, even it hurts 💔. in conclusion, keasine just is pretty hard headed. she also is not a violent person ;)
who's that beautiful. oh its keasine 😻
by bolozinyaa October 2, 2020
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Keasha Shyann

The wife of a man you do not want to fuck with. If you bring this kind of trouble into you life it will be as if you were tempting the Lord and the Devil at the same time.
I would call Keasha Shyann, but last time I did that will definitely be THE last time.
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keasly

Someone shy at first but eventually comes of of her shell. Loves like no other. Has a bad temper in some cases but is always sweet when respected
She is such a Keasly with all of her many moods
by ylsaeK December 19, 2016
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