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Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.
In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!
by Dirty D. May 13, 2014
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Kazoobie Kazobo

The so called, "Loudest Kazoo". The Kazoobie Kazobo is an internet meme that is basically a man blowing into an extremely loud kazoo called the Kazoobie Kazobo. The loudest kazoo around.
Meme Lord: Hey man, remember that rock concert last night?
Meme God: Frick yes, my dude. That was loud af.
Meme Lord: Haha, louder than the Kazoobie Kazobo?
Meme God: ...nothing is louder than that, Frank. You are an insult to the legend that is the Kazoobie Kazobo. Disgusting. I spit on bugs like you. *walks away*
by ivybones November 30, 2016
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Kazakhstan

a nation that most people had never heard of before a certain mr. cohen came along. now it's on the tip of everybody's tounge. Borat was indeed a masterpiece of oddball comedy, but Kazakhstan isn't exactly how it's portrayed in the movie.

Kazakhstan, like most of the exotic and unknown 'Stan countires,' was made up of autonomous tribes until the Russians took over in the 1800s. when the Soviet Union was formed, it became part of that nation. kazakhstan is rich in natural resources, so a very large number of ethnic Russians entered the region for mining and manufacturing. after the 1991 collapse of the Soviets, Kazakhstan became indepedendent.

today, kazakhstan is a huge, mostly barren coutnry with about 15 million people. it is ruled by a certain mr. nazyerbayev, an old Soviet leader who wins faux elections to constantly be 'elected' president. the country actually has tremendous natural resources, but it doesn't have the funds to do anything with them.
In Kazakhstan, Sacha Baren Cohen is currently public enemy #1 for the gov't. It's hilarous that one groundbreaking comedian can ruin the global image of a once subtle nation.
by Tit For Twat January 31, 2007
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kazooie

Protagonist and ally to Banjo the Bear in the Nintendo 64 games Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie. A loud-mouthed, comic relief bird, this red-crested breegull is also a source of beatdown for any hags who dare step in her way.

Role: Helped to save Banjo's little sister Tooty in the original game, and revive Bottles the mole and King Jingaling the Jinjo (as well as save the entire Isle o' Hags) in the sequel.

She's also uber spiffeh.
Let's go kick some witchy butt!
by Cubie_J January 9, 2005
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Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan home of Tinshien swimming pool, it's length 30 meter, width 6 meter, Filtration system a marvel to behold, it remove 80 percent of human solid waste. kazakhstan, industry best in world, we invented toffe, and trouser belt, kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, other countries have inferior potassium. kazakhstan kazakhstan you very nice place, from plains of tarashek to northern fence of jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader, from junction with the testes to tip of its face!!!!!!!!!!!
kazakhstan, you very nice place.
by Definer person who has no life January 14, 2021
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banjo-kazooie

A Nintendo 64 game in which Banjo & Kazooie, a bear and a bird respectively, must rescue Banjo's little sister Tootie from an evil witch named Gruntilda, whom wants to steal Tootie's beauty. AHYUCK AHYUCK
"liek omg!!1 i got another jigsaw puzle pice!1 yaaaayy!!!!!!!!!1"
by Nyanko February 5, 2004
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Kazakh dick

The best dick you‘ll ever have in your entire life.
Maria : omg the guy i had last night fucked me so good

Emma : Obviously, with his Kazakh dick.
by KazakhBoy69 March 31, 2021
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