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O Kazakhstan 

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakhstan by AzamatBagatov February 10, 2013
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Kazotsky Kick 

Also known as the soldier of dance, this is a dance from Valve's Team fortress 2, that you can perform as any class.
Heavy: begins Kazotsky kick
Medic: begins dancing
Spy that was going to backstab medic: begins dancing
Kazotsky Kick by Nephilis Thylord October 16, 2020
This is a technique which its user can multiply their power level. This can multiply power and speed. During the Saiyan Saga, King Kai teaches Goku this technique. If you use this technique recklessly, it can put a strain on your body. Blue Kaioken is when Goku added the Kaioken on top of Super Saiyan Blue. Goku originally used the Kaioken against Vegeta. Goku originally planned to use Blue Kaioken against Beerus, but then he used it against Hit.
The kaioken technique is effective due to its multiplying power.
Kaioken by Flash Slash June 8, 2020

anal kazoo 

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

hokie kamokie 

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.
Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.
hokie kamokie by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

kazongas 

Shit yo, check out those awesome kazongas, man.
kazongas by Andrea November 28, 2004