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Khlav Kalash

A supposed awful tasting item from your run of the mill foreign lunch vendor located in downtown New York City. This is the actual spelling of the food, as opposed to the otherwise used Khlav K(h)alash. From past experiences with the Khlav Kalash, the main choice of beverage is typically a can or two of Crab Juice. This item is served ONLY only a stick, no bowl.
"No Pizza, Only Khlav Kalash"
by cavvz April 27, 2009
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Kakashi

Also called copy ninja Kakashi, used to be called Kakashi of the sharingan, but today, he is also known as the sixth hokage. He has copied over 1000 techniques. You may think he is lazy during his first appearance, but when he battles a strong opponent, he is CRAZY strong. His main attack is lightning blade, or raikiri. He also can manipulate the mangekyo sharingan, and when he uses it, it will shoot a vortex jutsu named kamui. In the end of the fourth great ninja war, he learned how to manipulate the susano'o.
Kakashi: Kamui! Obito: aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh! Kakashi: Kamui lightning blade!
by Lord 7th December 21, 2017
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kakashi

Well... it is exactly like the other Kakashi definitions above, but:

Kakashi also means scarecrow.

It is believed that ninjas could hide within the shadow of a scarecrow, or dress up as a scarecrow, and conceal themselves within fields, ready to ambush unsuspecting prey.
I... cant think of a good example...
*goes back to reading icha icha paradise*
by Copy_wheel_Kakashi March 31, 2004
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Such a Kakashi

A person who spends more time injured in the hospital than doing actual work.
Too injured to put example up,wait till I'm out the hospital. Aren't I such a kakashi.
by LupeFan94 August 24, 2011
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Avtomat Kalashnikov

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
After the Cold War, the Avtomat kalashnikov -47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
by Cranberrytheprincipal May 26, 2006
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Kakashi Hatake

KaKashi Hatake ("Scarecrow", "Farmland") is an elite ninja who used to be a squad captain of ANBU. He is the Jonin assigned to Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. On his left eye, he wields a Sharingan which he got from his late friend, Obito Uchiha. He is considered a child prodigy due to his graduating from the academy at such a young age (with distinction). With his natural talents and remarkable skills, he quickly ascended through the ranks and became known even in other countries. Although he doesn't look it, he is said to be a ninja with skills that could rival even those of a Hokage. Despite his prowess as a ninja, he appears and acts just like any other man who dislikes tempura but loves to read "Icha Icha" adult books.
Kakashi Hatake, the best and most handsome ninja.
by Kubo May 14, 2009
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Kahashism

A Hebrew originated derogatory term, loosely applied to describe what Progressives/SJWs mistakenly take to be an enlightened conduct, and is in fact a sniveling, unadulterated glorification of their countless flawed traits and behaviors, as well as a threat to humanity's lowest ebb. Most notably among said traits and behaviors are self-victimization, aggrandizement & reclamation of flaws (of oneself/comrade), and solemn expression of social commentary, not even slightly hampered by their colossal cluelessness concerning anything which would actually require them to read.
"Kahashism permeates in everything Naomi Klein has ever said or done" - (Anon; FB).
by WymCol November 10, 2015
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