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kankles

the ever popular high-heeled shoe from he 80's. this flattering piece of foot wear is pointy at the toe and high heeled like a pump but has an upper that laces tight to the ankle.
wow! those kankles really look hot with your tapered acid-washed jeans.
by stemie March 15, 2005
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kankles

(this is an alternate definition by my best buddie.) big, ugly, protruding ankles.
"My kankles make my feet stick out wierd in ballet so the dance teacher yells at me when i'm not doing anything wrong !"
by herecomesme June 23, 2007
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kankles

A fear based reaction to the joint area of the lower extremities, where visually exibits unnatural qualities likened to that of fatty skin.
quick get some leg warmers ...kankles are growing
by julieday September 3, 2016
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Kankles McGouty

A person who concurrently has fat ankles and gout
The guy with with fat ankles just got a case of kankles mcgouty
by WAGSparty July 30, 2019
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Kankles the clown

a miserable clown who is constantly mocked and judge by one cruel world
"Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"
by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022
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Hospital Kankles

When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
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Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
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