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kobe

An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show.
(Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!

(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE!
by Gin_Orphan April 15, 2004
mugGet the kobemug.

kobe

To make it rain on these bitches. It can be used after almost anything u do in which u completely dominate whatever ur doing.
Teacher: Edward great job on your test!
Edward: Yo i got a 97?! KOBE!
by dime piece D May 11, 2008
mugGet the kobemug.

KOBE!

What you say before you throw something away at a distance or are just really cocky when you play basketball and shoot the ball.
Garbage Thrower: KOBE!!
garbage can:Bang!!!!
by IM KOBE!!!! January 18, 2011
mugGet the KOBE!mug.

kobe

When you throw a piece of trash into a trash can, you celebrate by making it and you exclaim Kobe!
Sitting at a lunch table, throw away a bad sandwhich, make it in. "KOBE!!"
by Chris Lazo February 8, 2007
mugGet the kobemug.

kobe

A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
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Kobe

A male with a huge dick. All the ladies love this man. He's a total chick magnet. Amazing at sports.
I wish i was kobe. He's amazing.
by amazin hoe July 7, 2011
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Kobe

I wish I was kobe
by 5623 June 4, 2014
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