Keister Egg

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).

The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.

by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011

Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

kekistani

A citizen of kekistan and enemy of the normies

That kekistani just made america great again!

by BarretX April 25, 2017

kamist

To be intentionally mean, discriminate against or generally act in a negative way towards a certain girl, for no reason! Founded in 2009

"You can't come, you don't bring anything to the table"
"That's not fair, you're so kamist"

Similar to sexist or racist except kamist is Against kam

by 526478 February 21, 2013

keyist

Adj. The most important thing in a sentence over other important things in a sentence.

“Hopefully he’ll find his way back, Hopefully is the keyist of words.”

by Barney the dumb dinosaur August 27, 2021

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

kempster

Inserting your toe in the vagina of a female in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Jaysus, her gowl was too wide for a kempster so I had to use my whole foot!

by Frank Brett April 14, 2006