kelly clarkson 

A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.

Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.

kelly clarkson by Sam123456 May 16, 2007

Kelly Clarkson 

stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.

besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.

she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.

OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL

Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."

Kelly Clarkson by shredded wheat August 9, 2006

kelly clarkson 

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

kelly clarkson by M. Bison June 9, 2007

Kelly Clarkson 

A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.

In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".

Kelly Clarkson by Boodmanarisin September 14, 2005

Kelly Clarkson 

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

Kelly Clarkson by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005

Kelly Clarkson 

Winner of AMERICAN IDOL (season 1). Runner up on WORLD IDOL.
fought weight loss....
Born on - 24 April 1982
trademark- performs barefoot
nickname -kellybelly
Has an amazing voice. She truly madly strongly deserved to win American Idol.
Quirky, Bubbly, HOT, sexy woman....

She used to sleep through her alarm :D

Her first single sold nearly 250,000 copies in its first week.
Sings meaningful lyrics..

The world is blessed to have a singer like her. LISTEN To Catch My Breath and Stronger...You'll love her..!
Looks- dashing, Voice - Flawless, Overall - I <3 her

Fan1: -You love Kelly Clarkson?
Fan2 :-Yeah! Flawless woman!

Kelly Clarkson by Kelly1fan January 13, 2013

Kelly Clarkson 

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson by appointment November 8, 2020