anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.
by sciberras(Y) April 30, 2009
Get the Keelmug. "Aye dude I'm talking to Britt a lot lately, you heard anything about her?"
"Nah man nothing bad, I heard she's pretty keeled. She's prolly just really into you or some bullshit."
"Nah man nothing bad, I heard she's pretty keeled. She's prolly just really into you or some bullshit."
by youngturksquad June 6, 2018
Get the Keeledmug. 
A Haryanvi phrase meaning "a lanky and extremely skinny individual". Often used as a form of profanity.
Frustrated at Brian, Anna yelled "you FUCKING KEEL-SA!!" in an attempt to express her hatred for him.
by ekta_y September 5, 2011
Get the Keel-Samug. When a person's emotions are under control, balanced and steady.
Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner
Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner
The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.
by mplsrae July 16, 2018
Get the even keelmug. "Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."
by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2007
Get the even keelmug.