dirty kalen

While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens

Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing

by Troller937 May 4, 2020

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.

Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

pull a kalen

pulling a kalen is when your in a romantic situation but accidentally back out when you didn't know what was was going on.

damn! why u always pull a kalen!!

by cammamungeing August 7, 2017

J'Kalen Holman [Yung King Prince]

A Young Gentleman Born In The East Washington D.C. And Raised In The South. He Is Too Smart For Most People To Comprehend And Much More Handsome Than What You Would Think. He Is Capable Of Snatchin' Yo Woman And Any Other Woman With The Least Amount Of Effort And He Is Capable Of Making People Rotfltao. He's Country At Heart With A Very Sensible State Of Mind. He Calls It Like He See And Dgaf If You Like It Or Not. Overall He's The 3rd Greatest Man In The History Of Niggadom. (God, And Jesus Are 1st And 2nd). He Has BIG Dreams Of Becoming Famous With TeamSwagSwag And Amazing As He Sounds. Sorry Ladies. He's Taken.

J'Kalen Holman Yung King Prince Is Too Good For You.

by YungKingPrince August 23, 2011

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

Kalea

Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!

Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!

by 💞💍 November 27, 2018

Kalea

Kalea is a good looking girl. She is very smart. Kalea loves all her friends. Kalea is a very weird and funny person everyone wants to be around her. She is okay with a lot of things. Kalea likes to defend her friends. Kalea is also a very sporty person. Kalea is an amazingly wonderful girl.

Kalea is a person that brings joy to others.

by BMSBaller January 13, 2015