kabbalah 

When someone rips you off.

"I just got kabbalahed."

kabbalah by V. February 22, 2005

Kibbeling 

Kibbeling is an amazing Dutch food. It's made out of fish, very delicious.

America: Name one good food you have besides stamppot.
The Netherlands: We have kibbeling.

Kibbeling by Kibbeling May 3, 2020

Kabelo 

Kabelo a great musician that feels himself, he's a charming boy that loves money and money loves him. hes going to be rich some day but hes a player and dont trust cause hell hurt you girl😶.hes a good a to lying to girls but goes straight to the point.

You see that guy hes so charming hes probably kabelo

Kabelo by Wawawe16boi December 5, 2021

Kabbalah 

A religion taken to by celebs to gain extra media attention, many show there attention seeking need by wearing a brownie made string bracelet.

Madonna, Britney Spears

Kabbalah by KrazyKim July 15, 2008

kabbalah 

The insane, irrational & contradictory babblings spat forth from the foaming mouths of Jewish mystics.

Much beloved of celebrities and others persons of weak character who delude themselves into believing that following the current trendy zeitgeist imparts upon them some degree of depth and/or personal philosophy.

Kabbalah makes scientology look rational

kabbalah by big\Al October 22, 2004

Kabbalah 

You can't be Christian or Jewish and participate in the occult because it is forbidden by God.

Kabbalah is occultic mumbo jumbo!

I wouldn't want to go against the will of god.

Kabbalah by God is not the author of consfusion. March 15, 2005

Kabbalah 

A lame ass sect of an ancient religion characterized by the sluttiest most popular people studying it. Real Jews call them Faux-jew and don't invite them over for Sader.

Paris Hilton studied Kabbalah for a week but the excommincated her for being too slutty and stupid, it's ok now she's studing scientology.

Kabbalah by Falliokiosaurus Rex May 16, 2005