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no u no jutsu

by calculator2000 November 4, 2019
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Cutie no Jutsu

The horrible censored version of Sexy no Jutsu used by Naruto in the DisneyXD version of Naruto Shippuden to make it child appropriate...which it obviously isn't supposed to be, since the crudeness gives it humor and personality to lighten the darkness of Sasuke and the violence involved...oh wait, DisneyXD censors all of the violence too...never mind, they already took the shows meaning away.

They also don't show Konohamaru using it.
Original Japanese: Naruto, "Sexy no Jutsu!" *Turns into a naked girl covered by clouds*.

DisneyXD Version: Naruto, "Cutie no Jutsu" Skips Naruto turning into a half naked girl and just shows peoples reactions.
by SaiTheAwkwardNinja August 23, 2011
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google-jutsu

The ability to find anything on Google by using a series of esoteric and convoluted search parameters.
"Last night I tried to download Godspeed You! Black Emperor; little bit of google-jutsu and I found it in no time."

"index of" + "Kula Shaker" +mp3 -html -htm -php
by omnomnomnom February 1, 2009
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Swag Jutsu

Its a Jutsu that makes your swag Level increase by 99. Only the best master can use it and Increase the swag from other persons drastically.
You are captured in the SWAG Jutsu
by Saint Alexandrus March 15, 2021
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Expansion jutsu

Your in bed with a girl and when you are about to cum you scream the loudest you can expansion jutsu and you squeeze all your fingers in her asshole and rip it apart and then cum in her asshole
Man i did expansion jutsu on a hooker last night
by Lenman1 January 19, 2021
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dab jutsu

Doing the famous dance move know as the dab, crossing the opisute hand over the other, replicating Jutsu symbols from Naruto.
by Necchia September 20, 2016
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Substitution jutsu

When you’re having sex and about to nut in a girl so your friend joins in
Boy: I can’t take this anymore
Girl: I need more

Boy: substitution jutsu
Boy 2: I got you bro
by Awawawawaw January 25, 2021
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