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jumpstarting

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.
Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.
by Grimache March 14, 2008
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jumpseat

The extra seat(s) in the cockpit that airline pilots have access to commuting to work
1) I had to use the jumpseat to get to work today because the flight was full

2) I can't believe that scab wanted access to my jumpseat. I told him to go fuck himself.

3) If you want to ride in my jumpseat you better be wearing your fucking ALPA pin.
by UnitedBusDriver December 5, 2016
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humpstarted

to bring on a girl's menstrual period by engaging in vigorous sex with her.
my boyfriend humpstarted me last night and now i'm a bloody mess!
by pinkkatiekins June 15, 2010
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ahwhoop jumpscare

Ahwhoop jumpscare means when something really disgust's you, causing you to be frightened as if it was a jumpscare. Or, simply it's scary looking.
emma: " when i went on ha page and seen her pictures i said 'ahwhoop jumpscare!"
by xxaiene December 19, 2022
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jumpskirt

A one piece skirt resembling the combination of a one piece jump suit and a skirt. Often seen with overall like straps. Can be found in most teenybopper retail stores, and young fashion.
she looked amazing in that jumpskirt the other night
by Saris Relcute September 23, 2007
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Irish Jump Start

The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.
I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.
by Fat Bastid November 28, 2006
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Jumpscare

JumpScare: When your walking behinding a person with a killer booty and your like, Oh Damn! Then they turn around and are so ugly you jump in shock and disappointment.
He got down with JumpScare. Wait, what is a jumpScare? You know a girl with a really fine ass and then they turn around and is ugly as fuck.
by InspiredByMike June 16, 2018
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