July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day
Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow
It's July 4th 2020, stop complaining and just enjoy the country. Unless you'd rather live in China and be killed for protesting? Or maybe Somalia and killed for walking the streets? Or maybe you'd like to live in the Middle East, where there exists much more of a rape culture.
A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants
eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"