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july 4th 

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day
Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow
july 4th by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

July 4th national nudes day 

On July 4th a girl or boy has to send you a nude picture/video of themselves.
July 4th national nudes day Is when somebody me sends you a nude picture/ video of themselves.( can only be used on July 4th)

July 4th 2020 

HAPPY 🅵🆄🅲🅺🅸🅽🅶 AMERICA DAY !!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
It's July 4th 2020, stop complaining and just enjoy the country. Unless you'd rather live in China and be killed for protesting? Or maybe Somalia and killed for walking the streets? Or maybe you'd like to live in the Middle East, where there exists much more of a rape culture.

4th July 

The day where you have sex in the back of a vehicle with someone with the name of Logan.
Hey it’s 4th July

Time to have some fun
4th July by Billy boob July 3, 2022

4th of July 

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".
German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"
4th of July by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

4th of july 

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants
eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"
4th of july by Timmy Heacock July 4, 2008