Jeffed

When someone calls you by a name that is similar to, but not your actual name.

Client: Hi Jeff, thanks for sending over that report it was really helpful!
Josh: Actually it's Josh, and your ROI is weak.
Emili: Dude you totally got Jeffed

Smedium: Hey Karen, great party the other night.
Corinne: It's Corinne, and who let you into my party?
Jason: That was a wicked Jeffing

by Bigshotguy December 2, 2011

Joffed

Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'

Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!

by Dan & Tom May 20, 2007

Jeffed

to get hit in the face extremely hard by a girl

you see what happened to Joe last night?
He disrespected Alicia and he got Jeffed

by Neuyoricania September 3, 2013

Jiffed up

The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter.

That girl used to be skinny, but now she's all jiffed up.

by Dzynz October 7, 2008

Jeffed

When you befriend someone to get them to sign up for a 3 yr contract for the new iPhone and blaze you up fat, but ghost you when the Bill's pile up at your house and the creditors are calling 24/7

Oh dude Jeff totally Jeffed Charles, what a cheese wheeler.

by Mplystyle89 November 3, 2019

Jeffed

When your supporting a friend that's interested a hoe-bag who:

1. Fucks them over constantly with other guys, most likely 2 others at the same time.

2. Emotionally fucks them over on the daily
3. Is a crusty used sock
4. Uses manipulation to cuckold them
5. Is lowkey mental

Then when things look fine and they are getting better, they both double whopper you and you get taken down in the carnage.

"Damn girl. You just got jeffed"

by Ghostdik May 13, 2020

Jeffed Up

Any thing that is supposed to be chrome, paint it body color.

Anything that isn’t chrome, spray paint it chrome.

Hey Kurt! Check this truck out!
Yuck! That truck has been Jeffed Up!

by 55buick October 13, 2022