Obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist

a light slap on the wrist resulting from misconduct

I gave Tim an obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist when he said an unsavory word.

by Nicholas Helpa August 20, 2006

judicial system

Something that works well in theory, never in reality.
See "Flaw"

A: Man, our judicial system is fucked
B: Everyone's is

by KYJC April 12, 2008

Gyno-Judicial System

An oppressive Gynocentralized political and legal system. Any political or legal institution that passes and enforces laws that specifically benefit or favor the female sex over the male, while at the same time fully understanding that these laws oppress Men, and relegates them to the status of a second class citizen in the eyes of the law.

When it comes to the Gyno-Judicial system... There are over 151+ Laws that circumvent the Constitution that specifically benefit Women... There are zero for dudes. - Terrance Popp

by BF42TH September 29, 2018

Judiciary2023

Zoe topper and Aidan Gruenpeter

The representatives of the masses

No empty promises

Will provide the common room with slushie machine ping pong table and massage chairs

Who will be judiciary2023?

Zoe and Aidan of course

by User3338 August 17, 2022

Judicial Extortion

When a Judge has the guilty verdict and extremely large fine detrmined on your case before the court case has even started

The $500 Million fine in the case is another example of Judicial Extortion.

by Tax Toad 2 February 20, 2024

psycho-judicial

someone whos crazy about the law and how the law works. Such as someone whos acting a lot like a lawyer, to the extreme, when theyre not actually a lawyer.

Cam: Those people hit our mailbox.
Tim: Next time just stand there with a bat, but dont hit them because thats against the law. But dont stand in a threatening position, cause thatd be bad. And dont stand in the road either, cause then you would be an ubstruction. You need to divise some sort of plan that makes it so we dont break any laws, like going through loopholes.
Cam: God dad, dont be so psycho-judicial.

by Campbell OC January 8, 2008

U.S. house judiciary committee

Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024