jubes

a small candy that comes in 3 for $5.00 bags at KayBeeToys and is good only for those in need of fiber or a word to use when faking sick to get out of work

1. I got constapated so i had to eat lots of jubes and within the hour i was punishing my toilet once again

2. "Hey Mr.Rosenburg, ya i got Jubes from this girl so i cant come into work"

by hankysmankynanky August 22, 2004

jUber

What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text

@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?

@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.

@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench

@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon

@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived

by Mr. Mets April 11, 2021

jubees

Another name for testicles. Generally of a large and hairy nature.

Shyt dawg that bitch was chewin on my jubees.

by jodie shaw August 30, 2007

Jubes

Liquid LSD on small sugar candies

John: "These jubes had me tripping for days mothafucka!"
Fred: "Yea they had a couple drops on them."

by skunkfly January 13, 2008

juberaholic

One who is obsessed with Jelly Jubes.

"gimme that packet." *grabs Jelly Jubes packet*

"I cant help it if im a juberaholic!"

"the first step is knowing you have a problem and you have."

by Sarah to peeps August 12, 2005

jubes

the cock or vaginal hair of a member of the jewish religion

the jubes on your face were scaring the complete shhit out of me because it was obvious you had oral sex with a jew

by tommy and mike February 3, 2007

jubes

the pubic hair of a jew.

Can you please stop leaving your jubes in the sink after you are done manscaping.

by JakerPowers October 14, 2011