JuanCarlos

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.

person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos

by That Boi Anthony AND BAE January 3, 2016

juandavid

the best guy you will ever know

juandavid is funney

by gdfhfs May 3, 2018

ni Chana ni Juana

In Spanish, not one nor the other.

Busqué un novio alto y guapo, pero no encontré ni Chana ni Juana.

I searched for a tall and handsome boyfriend, but found neither tall nor handsome ones.

by CarlotaMariposa October 24, 2009

Juanabepimp

Some tall nigga who broke his toes and can’t wrestle. His shoes are pretty gay and he thinks his glasses are cool

Juan: My watch is 400 dollars
Me: I saw you buy it at the pulga juanabepimp

by Juanabepimp February 7, 2018

Janya

The most beautiful being on earth. If you come across a Janya, never let her go. She will always be there for you and is the most smartest girl you can find. When she leaves you, your heart will shatter for it will only live when she is there with you. When you are in need, always visit her for help. She is a determined guru and a kind adviser. Her advice will have you on your knees begging for more. She will make your day and brighten your life. When in need, visit Janya and she will change you completely.

Janya is the goddess of your dreams.

Person 1: Janya is my best friend
Person 2: Really? Lucky you

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Te'Juana

Generally gorgeous, attractive, sexy and sometimes known to be a bitch. Very spontaneous and often lost in the sauce. Has a slightly sarcastic sense of humor.

"Man that girl is all over the place!" "Well what do you expect? She's Te'Juana."

by $wag February 6, 2010

Don Juannabe

Refers to one of the increasingly large group of males who assume that, like the famous Don Juan, they can seduce any woman, anytime, regardless of the fact that most women avoid them like the plague after the first 5 minutes of talking.

Also spelled "Don Wannabe" for those without the Latin flavour.

Guy: Man I hate Bob, he's such a Don Juannabe.
Other guy: Yeah, he's always hitting on my girlfriend, what a douche/moron/maroon.

by Voxi September 25, 2007