throat jolter

when the joke is so funny your throat ejects from the esophagus and you are jolted into space

That was such a funny joke .. a total throat jolter if you ask me

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

Henry Joyner

Most amazing, talented, and kind person ever. Makes for the PERFECT boyfriend/husband. Henry Joyner will never turn their back on you and will always be the greatest friend you could ask for.

Wow, that Henry Joyner is so kind!

by starcasm November 13, 2011

jotter

Jotter (n): a ginger otter. Pronounced "hotter" in Spanglish, cuz they are.

Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.

Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.

by betch.deck August 24, 2011

joteria

Going to a club for lesbians and gays

Selene lets go to the joteria.

by bebebleu17 September 21, 2016

jotter

What the North-East of Scotland people call a book for writing in.

English person: I forgot my book

Scottish person: I forgot my jotter

by inamish May 4, 2018

Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .

Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'

by mangalover997 September 4, 2010

Micah Lee Joyner

The cutest man alive. He is the most wonderful man out there to meet. If you ever shake his hand, you will have good luck for the rest of your life. (If you are reading this and you know him, never be mean to him. Ever!)

Micah Lee Joyner is a real gentleman. He never breaks anyone's heart.

by Anonymous Person 123789 January 18, 2017