Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Johannesburg

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.

I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.

by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

Joanne

Legendary name, often associated with someone who is intelligent, fun, and knows how to have a good time. Many of the greatest females to ever have walked the earth were called Joanne.

Joanne is awesomely cool.

by generic genius February 3, 2010

Johanne

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.

Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne

by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011

johannes bogaards

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014

JosAnne

This name (in various spellings) has been common among European royalty, being borne by ruling queens of Naples, Navarre and Castile. Another famous bearer was Joan of Arc, a patron saint of France (where she is known as Jeanne d'Arc), who defeated the English in the battle of Orléans. JosAnnes are known to kick ass and take names.

Wow - She's totally blowing away the competition, she's a real JosAnne.

by otter_jr February 3, 2010

Joanne

Joanne is a short but extremely sexy girl who has big boobs and a nice ass. It isn't just the appearance but also the brains that will impress you. She may seem innocent and boring at first but once you get to know her you'll find out that she is really funny and an amazing friend.

I would totally fuck a Joanne.

Man she's hot, she's a Joanne.

by iwannafuckyou2 August 28, 2012