Jophian

A guy who thinks he's green, but really he's mustard color.

Alternatively, the term has been used to refer to a "dude" as well.

Person 1: "Look man, that Jophian guy is green!"
Person 2: "Nah, that's just the Mustard Guardian."

by ValNoble July 3, 2021

Jophiel

Definition of the most awesome, coolest, sexiest person in existance!

He sticks up for his friends, makes everyone feel welcome, and overall, is a very loyal guy.

Always has a witty response to a comment that can make everyone laugh. He rarely does his homework, but always manages to get A's because he is just cool like that.

Whenever something awesome happens to you, it's because Jophiel made it happen.

Teacher: "Introduce yourself to the class."

Jophiel: "I'm in a band and I like the movie Pineapple Express."

Obnoxious Student: "WOW YOU'RE IN A BAND, WHAT DO YOU PLAY??!1!1!"

*moment of silence*

Jophiel: "Music."

*class bursts into laughter*

by Mimi~ September 22, 2012

Jotham

Jotham is a kind hearted lovable dude. He'll usually say the opposite of what he means, but he'll always do good by his family and his friends. Jotham is super intelligent and likes to question everything. If you have a Joatham in your life, don't give up on him and don't let him go. It'll be the bed decision you've ever made

I love Jotham, He's the best!

by Noshadealltea September 28, 2018

Jophie

Jophie is the ship name of Jentzen and Sophie both of caring, loving, inspirational and talented. They have a strong heart and love for one another. They like to have fun and spend time together along with there social media platforms

Jophie is the cutest ship.

Jentzen: Sophie I love you and your cute and amazing
Sophie: where is jentzen??

by Jophieforeva June 1, 2020

Jophie

Jophie is the ship name of a cute couple also know as Jentzen Ramirez and Sophie Fergi they are very cute together and they kiss alot and they are my favorite ship on Earth💓 check out sophie and jentzen's YouTube channel at: Sophie Fergi. and at: Jentzen Ramirez

Other jophie fans: jophie is the best couple in the squad!

Sophie and Jentzen: thank you so much 😊

by Jophiefan_forever June 2, 2020

Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011

Joth

A person who is athletic and gothic (Jock+Goth=Joth). Typical Joth symbol 🤘

Katie, Tina, and Bella think they are joths, but Marco, Stephen, and Nico are the only real joths!

by Phyllis = Marco March 17, 2016