A game where two males, fully erect, run or walk at each other at a brisk pace, trying to poke the other on the penis tip or nut sack.
Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.
by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009
Get the wiener jousting mug.A competition of masculine will, where two men align their buttholes against one another, and the first one to shit wins the match.
Bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than Steve, so Bryan challenged Steve to a game of rectal jousting. Bryan shit first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy-assed Steve.
by AmazingAnus January 23, 2017
Get the rectal jousting mug.A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011
Get the Joshing my bagels mug.when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!
MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.
by amanda huginlick March 11, 2010
Get the gerbil jousting mug.by Nkululeku April 21, 2022
Get the Jesting mug.A youtube comedian with dozens of videos to date. He is most noted for his guitar-oriented humor, both real guitar and Guitar Hero and Rock Band, although recently he has expanded into becoming the best at other activities such as basketball and becoming a clown.
He is most famous for his trademark phrase "I Rock", used in nearly every video, as well as his usage of the number 3. He has garnered criticism from some youtube members for not really playing guitar hero or the real guitar in his videos, but obviously these members fail to recognize him as a comedian.
He is most famous for his trademark phrase "I Rock", used in nearly every video, as well as his usage of the number 3. He has garnered criticism from some youtube members for not really playing guitar hero or the real guitar in his videos, but obviously these members fail to recognize him as a comedian.
by Vince50 June 27, 2008
Get the justinge3 mug.A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.
by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019
Get the Train Jousting mug.