Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.

That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.

by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013

San Jose Sharks

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)

Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.

by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007

Josef Fritzl

"The Dungeon Keeper."

>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl

by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009

josefa

a girl too cute, too perfect and to lovely.
She's a definite good choice in being with.
She's a beauty inside and out without a doubt.
She's always smiling and laughing for no reason and seems like the sun itself.

Josefa is 15 years old

by kellyhoutson(: June 24, 2014

Maria Jose

A Latina babe full of mystery and sass. You might think you know her but she has everyone under her spell. A goddess in bed

I think i might finally understand that Maria Jose

by fiona la miona March 3, 2017

Maria Jose

The most amazing and smart person you’ll ever meet. An independent woman ready to show the world what she’s got, truly inspiring.

Maria Jose: my name is Maria Jose
Person: that’s such a unique name!

by Sike bitch November 8, 2020

Jose Maria

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.

Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it

by jordanair November 4, 2019