Very smart and amazing at every thing
Cute and fun to talk to
The best soccer player ever
The best girl in the world
Funniest person ever
Cute and fun to talk to
The best soccer player ever
The best girl in the world
Funniest person ever
by hockey2 February 22, 2011
Get the Jordana mug.a sexy girl with big boobs. once hot piece of ass and killer body. extremely friendly, popular and greattt in bed. a bit of a slut. usually is has tan skin, long blonde hair and a whole trail of guys wanting to be her boyfriend.
Guy 1: Dayummm check out that chic.
Guy 2: Look at all those guys drooling over her.
Guy 1: Definate jordana.
Guy 2: No doubt about it.
Guy 2: Look at all those guys drooling over her.
Guy 1: Definate jordana.
Guy 2: No doubt about it.
by chris913246 October 8, 2008
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(Jor-dayne-ya)
1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."
2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.
It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.
1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."
2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.
It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.
by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010
Get the Jordanea mug.1. A crazy girl who gets drugs from her cat
2. She likes to be called whordanah
3. She loves her cats
4. Shy
5. Crazy/funny
6. Doesn't like "XD"
7. Doesn't like "-_-"
8. Doesn't like ":/"
9. Plays Minecraft
10. Plays the Sims 4
11. She likes pvp
12. She is very aggressive at times
13. Anonymous calls her dingtits
14. Has bitch named hoemir
15. Had a son
16. Has a brother
17. Is a pervert
18. Last name popular
2. She likes to be called whordanah
3. She loves her cats
4. Shy
5. Crazy/funny
6. Doesn't like "XD"
7. Doesn't like "-_-"
8. Doesn't like ":/"
9. Plays Minecraft
10. Plays the Sims 4
11. She likes pvp
12. She is very aggressive at times
13. Anonymous calls her dingtits
14. Has bitch named hoemir
15. Had a son
16. Has a brother
17. Is a pervert
18. Last name popular
Jordanah
by 6969Bob6969 July 14, 2017
Get the jordanah mug.a very attractive guy that is nice, loyal, kind, and amazing and has a good heart and treats everyone amazing
by fartperson November 22, 2021
Get the jordani mug.Boss ass bih with attitude.Don't care what anyone has to say.Down to earth, honest, thick and beautiful.
Boy: Hey baby, whats your name
Girl: jordaina
Boy: well that name sure goes with you are finer than a mf
Girl: jordaina
Boy: well that name sure goes with you are finer than a mf
by litty305 May 6, 2018
Get the jordaina mug.To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.
Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
by met388 August 16, 2009
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