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Jordan Moment

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.
1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."
by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020
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im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.
by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011
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Michael Jordan

by wizzle August 24, 2003
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Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds
I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!
by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023
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Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
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Jordan (girl)

Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.
Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help
by CatsTeachLessons July 4, 2016
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Jordan (male)

Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met
by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018
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