Joothsis

jooth·sis
\ ˈjüthsəs/
1. a plural of jooth
2. a mispronunciation and misclassification, often by irate Iranian soccer coaches (/kōCHəth/) with lisps, of the word juices when attempting to identify orange slices
3. the only accepted literal pronunciation of this word which is often misspelled as joothith or jootheth

When the Buccaneer soccer team failed to perform on the soccer field to the coach's satisfaction, he proceeded to kick over a table of orange slices and proclaim, "You don't deserve these joothsis!". Subsequently, he made an inappropriate comment about a high school girl and vacated the premises.

by Mr. BooCocky September 20, 2022

Jonothan

SONO CHINO SADAME!!!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You thought the sentence would be an example of Jonothan, but it was me DIO

by InternetMu’arakh January 3, 2023

jotham

The only character of the Bible for whom God granted a curse.

by Jo-tham February 20, 2003

jotham

a meaningless wrinkled beast trapped in the hounds of hell. see wanker

"You Jotham!" "stop Jotham-ing my daughter!"

by jotban May 29, 2003

Jonothan

Caring, sweet, kind, all the good traits you want in a person his strong, tall and polite he has the best kind of good character totally loyal and very intelligent.

Jonothan is an amazing person

by MLUA August 5, 2021

joohaxmeh

Your uberleetsauce is superior to their wannabesauce. Appropriate mostly when your opponent is pwning you hard at HH with heavies. :( for you. This word will strike the laugh nerve of any leetbeing.

Remember kids When being pajazzled
keep to yourself and try to maintain some type of dignity when you leave with a red ass.

nubbie: omfgee joohaxmeh, i seen you........BANNED
enZ quit

by enZ January 19, 2005

Jootherism

When two or more people commit multiple acts of cheatery or acts of bullshit during any kind of sporting or recreational activity. Mostly heard in the heat of an intense beer pong game.

Fuck you Cornelius! Your teams been doin nothin but cheatin since this bullshit game started! This whole fuckin match is just Jootherism.

by Martin Kinger Joother September 13, 2009