Femolly Jonbomb

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

by TheDeej February 13, 2008

Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.

He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.

by Olthepol January 19, 2023

Jinyoung

Leader of Korean boy group B1A4.
Makes you feel like shit with his prettiness.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Jinyoung
Person 1: How is he so gorgeous though? He looks..
Person 2: Like a girl? I know
Person 1:
Person 2: Feeling like shit yet?

by deulighted August 8, 2012

Jono Special

n. The result of ejaculating onto feces.

G: What took you so long in there?
J: Oh sorry, I was making a Jono Special.
G: Get out of my house.

by CrazedFiend July 8, 2010

Jono

Intoxicating, beautiful, hilarious and cynical, addictive and unforgettable, passionately angry, dangerously sweet, the one I'd get a tattoo for and risk being broken by.

We she heard Billy Idol's "Eyes without a face," it was so Jono.

addictive passionate gifted dangerous sexy naughtily sweet

by Pinknwhitepolo February 6, 2010

Jonno

A person which is extremely cool but is still nice on the inside.

"hey man, you're a jonno, thanks"
"cant you just be a jonno for once"

by Seth999 October 14, 2009

Jondom

An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.

Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.

by Lorex34 July 22, 2017