jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

Jonty

an amazingly sexy man with a massive cock amazing in the bed and can give you an orgasm with only his tong

1# - lets go find a jonty
2# - why?
1# - cause I'm really horny from sucking on your cunt and i need a dick in my pussy

by annalise132435 March 26, 2009

Jontay

You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.

Jontay is so cool and funny.

by Jjnicole March 25, 2019

Jonty

New Zealand slang for penis.

look at that little Jonty

by Jarrod Marinkovic June 9, 2013

Jonty

Pronunciation: Ja-wahn-tea

A Northern way to ask someone if they would like a cup of tea.

A'm put'n kettle on, jonty?

by heychrismillar March 20, 2009

Jonty

Is a name to describe amazing and well built human. To have the name Jonty you must have a huge penis and have alot of muscles. If you ever meet someone called Jonty you know they will make a good friend.

"Oh my god thats Jonty "
"No it's not
"Yes it is"
"No way that's him let's blow him"

by Ted Jenkins November 23, 2019

jonsty

Jonsty, the God of Jonstism.

Boy: Hey, you free tonight?

Girl: No sorry, i have to go to the pub.

Boy: Oh right, your a jonstist then?

Girl: Yeh, you should try it. Jonsty is amazing!!

by fav_fag March 30, 2009