jonthony

Someone with this name has a big ass dick and has a good personality and also the person sometimes hits girls to flirt

My friend Jonthony has a big ass dick girl like that was a monster

by TheBeastJayteeXL November 3, 2019

jonathon schofield

lesser fin

fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield

by soupylolzer October 15, 2020

Jonathon

A crazy boy who takes too many baths and listens to his music really loud. He isn't the most attractive of his kind but there will always be one person who loves him for who he is.

"You had another bath last night. You're tuning into a Jonathon!"

"Turn that music down Jonathon!"

by youdontknowmelol99 December 22, 2012

Jonothan Gilmour

A whiny emo fag who spends all his time chasing a girl he cant get.

Person 1: Look at that guy who cant get that girl that he really likes he is such a jonothan gilmour.
Person 2: Yes i agree.

by halby duude July 13, 2004

Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra

Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg

by Brosephene April 2, 2020

Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.

you Jonothan

by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016

Jonathon

Jonathon a friendly soul. A beautiful smile, blond messy hair, blue eyes and gorgeous gaze. They are a bit nerdy for example they love Star Wars but hate on Harry Potter. They are intelligent young Men and very polite. They all deserve the perfect girl sadly for my Jonathon that isn't me. He deserves a girl who understands him for who he is and not just because they like him, a girl who laughs a lot, respects her friends and is very strong and loyal. Here's a favour if you meet a Jonathon keep him as a friend forever because he will help you through tough times, he lend a shoulder to cry on and will love you forever. Trust me you too will love him forever.❤️❤️❤️❣️

Keep as friend or more for the rest of your life you won't regret it . #Jonathon

by Karate April 29, 2019