joninx

getting owned, smoked, mocked, played

dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!

by parapark December 14, 2011

Jannin

She is probably a type of person you can count on whenever you need her. Also, she trust easily, but once you break her trust you'll see her bad side. She is not perfect, but she can manage her flaws. If she knows you better she is clingy and the sweetest bestfriend! She is the most kindest friend and a genuine one.

Jannin is one in a million who exist that is rare to be found.

by m jda June 8, 2021

JONNICA

A NAME FOR A GIRL MEANING "GODS GRACE"

STAR: HEY JONNICA WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?
JONNICA: GODS GRACE
STAR: THATS BEAUTIFUL

JONNICA: THANKS GIRL

by CUBAN MISTRESS March 27, 2010

joaning

To put down, or make fun of someone.

"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."

by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005

jonwing

v. to break an electronic object by throwing darts at the monitor while drunk.

dude you just jonwinged my computer. you owe me $1400.

by Jack_Bauer_ February 15, 2006

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010