double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

jonte

a way to express sexyness

you look so good i could call you jonte

by L1745 June 15, 2008

Jontelle

One who sleeps naked...except with underware on with people in the room.

"It's hot tonight, so I think I'll sleep Jontelle."

by PantyON March 7, 2008

Jonito (n)

combination of bitch, jerk, twofaced, backstabber, littlenasty, meany, careless, evil, flirt, liar

Oh my god she is such a jonito (n), I can't believe she kissed your boyfriend and didn't tell you, to think she was your best friend!

by KENZISDACOOLEST January 1, 2012

Johnites

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

jonithan

A laid back person who can quiet at times. He tends to go with the flow and doesn't do more than he has to. He values honesty, trust, family and friendship. One of the kindest people you will meet who is quick to help but has to much pride to ask for help. Can be funny at times and always has a bright smile no matter what.

That guy over there could pass for a Jonithan

by Jonithan November 13, 2014

Jonte

likes to masturbate

He loves to masturbate in bed
sounds like jonte

by Money!@2528374DSJflksdf November 16, 2018