Jonporter

One who lack's skill in c0d4 especially at no scoping.

polite term of calling somebody a jew.
A Jonporter is a worshipper of the male ''chocolate starfish'' (anus).
Jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
The original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit's so fine they made sinatra look a bum and a voice that make's a wolverine pur.
Being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be class as the welsh answer to chuck norris.

ZOMG Steve ,jonporter

Lul wut.

by Anusrubber June 16, 2009

Jansporting

When a smaller person acts as the big spoon for a larger person. In this position, it looks as if the larger person is wearing a Jansport backpack.

Rick is usually the big spoon, but tonight Chelsea was jansporting him.

by Lloyd Ferryweather August 27, 2017

jonespost

A loud video

Warning: jonespost

by some dukkkk July 7, 2022

jokespot

a man's, especially a man who shuns a woman for being too good; a shithouse

"you'd think the gentleman would be perfectly relaxed without these kind of fun jokespot guys"

by Kittymeowsical February 3, 2022

Jansport Peculiar

To obtain an obscene amount of money in exchange for easy work.

You here Blyrone gettin to that jansport peculiar? Sittin on his ass at work and just copped that new G-wagon! Talmbout we need step our game up fam!

by KeithyG1620 March 30, 2023

Trans Jansport

Noun; a mini sized backpack for transvestites... and it's kind of obvious who made it....*hint hint*

"Hey everyone check out my new backpack it's a Trans JanSport"

by Mistevious78 February 18, 2024

Working Jonesboro

A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.

“Oh man…I need another week off to go start Working Jonesboro to gain a MA-1 A tier victory”

by Stephen McFolluo April 8, 2024