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Indiana Jonesin'

1. To lust for something so consummately that the quest, if successful, would result in obtaining a thing of such rare beauty, "it belongs in a museum", a la Indiana Jones often said in the classic films. To desire something painfully and immediately.

2. Acting like or imitating action/adventure hero, fictional archaeologist Indiana Jones. To be more adventurous and daring than usual.
1. "Ladies, I am Indiana Jonesin' for some poon tonight!"

2. "Man, Matt's off in his own world again, stuntin' and Indiana Jonesin' trying to impress Denise. Pfft. We all know he never gets his ass off that couch, otherwise!"
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.
Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?
by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017
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bonesin' jonesin'

The feeling of being scared enough to be felt in your bones caused muscle contractions of the face, and ultimatley a feeling of stupidity.
Alex:Dude, I am feeling so bonesin' jonesin' right now.
Josh:Woah, you should sit down for a second.
by alex123454321 May 23, 2010
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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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Jonezin

Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.
He quit a few days ago, but is really jonezin for one.
by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009
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Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009
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Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.
by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019
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