by VTownshawty November 8, 2003
Get the jonemug. verb: when one searches the bowl and uncovers some hidden nugs once the bowl was said to be "kicked" or "cashed" or just full of ash and keeps the bowl alive.
Person 1: Yo man I think that bowl is kicked bro.
Person 2: Aight man lemme try to Jones around a lil bit, see what I can do.
*Person 2 sparks up a new nug*
Person 2: Aight man lemme try to Jones around a lil bit, see what I can do.
*Person 2 sparks up a new nug*
by Big Victah January 6, 2009
Get the Jonesmug. A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.
by Beernuts92 December 13, 2009
Get the Jones Itmug. The Way of the Jones, He died on the statue of liberty when Americans were doing unconstitutional things in order to give all Americans eternal rights, so they can spend eternity in a land with Democracy instead of Soviet Russia. All Americans have committed acts of civil disobediance, and the only way to spend eternity in a land of Democracy is through the Jones.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
Matt: Did you pray to the Jones last night?
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
by Georgio's German Nightmare January 23, 2009
Get the the Jonesmug. Verb, Noun or Adjective.
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The Jones expression is used mainly to refer to people, things and actions that are totally awesome. The expression derives from the football player Phil Jones, who will be Manchester United FC's best ever player, though some say he already is. .
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The Jones expression is used mainly to refer to people, things and actions that are totally awesome. The expression derives from the football player Phil Jones, who will be Manchester United FC's best ever player, though some say he already is. .
1. That guy is the best! He's totally Jones.
2.Good, better, best, Jones.
3. Aww.. Van Persie scored a Jones!
4. Look at him schooling that guy, he was Jones'd!
2.Good, better, best, Jones.
3. Aww.. Van Persie scored a Jones!
4. Look at him schooling that guy, he was Jones'd!
by I am Cornholio! I need TP! April 26, 2013
Get the Jonesmug. ...•° ۩ J0___ñ___Ξ Ξ ۩ °•...
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
♥ If you are alone,
♥ I'll be your shadow,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you want to cry,
♥ I'll be your shoulder,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you need me,
♥ I'll always be there...............
★ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION ★
.ılı.___.•°JONEE°•.___.ılı.
(friendly guy)
◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
♥ If you are alone,
♥ I'll be your shadow,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you want to cry,
♥ I'll be your shoulder,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you need me,
♥ I'll always be there...............
★ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION ★
.ılı.___.•°JONEE°•.___.ılı.
(friendly guy)
◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►
by jonee654321 January 8, 2012
Get the joneemug. by Discount May 19, 2016
Get the Will Jonesmug.