jumped

when you get beat up by a group of people

i just got jumped by a gang of lebanese thugs

greg: i just got jumped yesterday by some thugs

jake: are they lebanese ?

greg: yeah man

by CANADA_EH June 14, 2010

jumped

When your ambused By two or more people.

Patrice, her sis and her cousin jumped Sarai.

by Meianoite November 5, 2005

jumped the gerbil

becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life

"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."

by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006

Jumped the snark

The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.

I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.

by guidedbyvoip February 25, 2009

Jumped the honey badger

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.

"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."

by Golden Eagle Public Relations October 8, 2011

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

Something that people who failed typing would type. See retard.

The real phrase is, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and it's a typing excercise that uses all 26 letters....go ahead....count them off.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, sir!

-From Stripes

by Rye December 19, 2004

jumped

When multiple assailants assail a group much smaller than their own or a single person

The basketball team jumped the soccer teams captain.

gang assault fight attack attack

by Khalua K Cup January 2, 2012