Joleneism

i religeon purely based off of People named Jolene

Hey did you hear im no longer non-religious? I am not a Joleneismist

by Polskyee August 30, 2021

Jolene

Jolene’s are the most sweet, awesome beautiful girls you could ever come across. They sing like angles and are beautiful like them too. Meeting one is like coming across a four leaf clover. If you got one... keep them real tight because you don’t wanna loose em. And Jolene’s are great best friends, awesome sisters, and even more amazing girlfriends. If you have a jolene in your life. Keep them close, they wanna love you. They commonly are best friends with Jaidens

- Jolene’s besfriend❤️

by JAKAKS April 17, 2019

Dirty Jolene

A gorgeous woman with auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green with a voice that sounds like a sweet southern rain. The Dirty Jolene has many admirable qualities such as outspoken, kindhearted and very in tune with her sexuality. This tends to be a politician's and a business man's worst weakness, because her beauty is only eclipsed by her intelligence.

Most politicians and businessmen need a Dirty Jolene in their corner to give the impression that they have a formidable sex life while their wives are not as desirable or as sexually in tune or prone to experiment. These men want a Dirty Jolene to handle their Slim Jim of a meat stick because they are so rare, exotic and erotic. In essence they want what they can't have.

by TacoPuss69 April 1, 2020

jolene

god where to start jolene is down to earth and romantic and beautiful not to mension smart,funny. has a great personality and her name is the definition of everything i just said.

guy:hey whats up?

jolene:chicken butt

by jakov smernov November 27, 2012

Joleena

The kindest most beautiful girl you'll ever meet on the road of life. With the most beautiful smile, kindest and most loving heart and beautiful blue eyes and most joyful laugh that fills the room with joy. You'll want to spend the rest of your life with her always wanting to be around her, talk with her and be the best of friends with her. You'll always want to tell her how much you love her and how beautiful she is.

guy: I met a girl with the most beautiful smile and kindest heart the other day

other guy: Joleena?

guy: definitely

by #me.. February 28, 2020

Jolenitini

A surprisingly filling drink; a drink that will fill you with a lot of pleasure; created by TeamBJ

My favorite drink is the Jolenitini. It's absolutely amazing!

by TBJ March 20, 2008

Jolene Van Vugt

the following is taken directly from her bio section of her official website:

"At the young age of 28 Jolene Van Vugt has established herself as one of the most accomplished female athletes in action sports today. Her incredible and ongoing lists of accomplishments include becoming the first CMRC Women’s Canadian Motocross National Champion, first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike, holder of multiple Guinness World Records, and co-star of many motocross/stunt videos...

In 2006 Jolene would have a large part in creating the Canadian Women’s National Championship’s, a coast-to-coast national series that would mirror the opportunities of the WMA in the U.S. She would commemorate the event by winning the series and becoming the first Canadian Women’s National Champion.

2006 ... the first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike ...

The milestone backflips and other stunts performed at the Pastrana compound would be featured in the popular Nitro Circus video series, and open many doors for the young talent. Such as being the first female to take part in the Masters Of Dirt Freestyle Show in Austria, and be featured in the MTV television show Nitro Circus..."

Jolene Van Vugt has the most defined midsection of any natural athlete. She is a professional stuntperson whose accomplishments are often referred to without reference to her gender, because of her ability to be recognized at or above the level of her male colleagues. She is a role model, inspiration, and pioneer without equal.

by Jolenefangdb January 22, 2011