S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

S.S. Minnow Johnson by mogie13789 May 1, 2011

The People's Republic of Johnson County 

A nickname for Iowa City, Iowa. Used derisively by some and proudly by others, the nickname refers to the liberal political philosophy of Johnson County, especially in contrast to the surrounding counties and state. Johnson County elects Democratic and/or Liberal candidates in rates uncharacteristic of the state of Iowa. The creation of this liberal enclave probably came about because of the University of Iowa.

As many students of the University will agree, the liberal nature of the area is also probably accounted for by the large number of Chicago area natives who have moved to the area. Many Iowans living in Johnson County and/or attending the university keep their conservative views.

This nickname is thought to be derived from the writings of a conservative reporter in Des Moines, Iowa.

The political views expressed in the People's Republic of Johnson County are typical of the kind expressed in scholarly, educated areas. The reason it is noteworthy in Iowa City is because the surrounding area is very conservative and rural.

The People's Republic of Johnson County by Josh E. January 7, 2006

Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years

That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008

Mrs. Johnston's new hat 

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

Mrs. Johnston's new hat by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

Calvin Johnsons 

21 inch rims. Usually gold.

I got my own slab with Calvin Johnsons on it. If you don't know the lingo, them 21's homie.

Calvin Johnsons by WBT September 19, 2007

dwayne "the rock" johnsons 

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

dwayne "the rock" johnsons by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021